Wednesday, May 19, 2010

A Day of Glory aka "what would you do for a piece of pie?"

So yesterday was pretty awesome for me. Not only did I get to show off my mad baking skills, make an internet friend happy on her B-day, and gain a multitude of followers here and on Twitter... I also won the coveted Allie Brosh Birthday Award!! (known as the ABBA from now on)

What is the ABBA, you ask?

No, not those guys... although the guy on the far right looks rather serious about enjoying his tin foil speedo.

The ABBA is... well, I'm not sure what it is, to be honest. I just know that I won it, cause Allie said so... so suck on that, non-winners. /flex

The only thing left to do now is eat the pies. Being a kind and generous soul, I decided that the pies were going to work with me and I would share them... not so much because of love for my fellow minimum wage earning retail coworkers, but moreso because I knew I could get those greedy vultures to jump through hoops for free food.

All in all, out of the panel of pie tasters, I scored a 100/100. Batting 1000. A perfect 10.
I was asked why I was fixing porn laden computers instead of having my own bakery. Simply because baking is a lot of damn work, and I'm an inherently lazy individual. I would much rather sell someone a computer, fix it 90 days later because they like goat porn, then go home and play WoW and bitch about the goat porn pc's on facebook.

So, in a nutshell, I reveled in the glory that Allie Brosh has bestowed upon me... I am literally quite humbled that her, boyfriend, and 7 others have decided I'm interesting/funny enough to start following my blog/tweets. I'm even more humbled that Mrs. Macready was following me before this all started.

I love you all, I really do. And totally not in a creepy "get in the van" type of love...

I present to you, my coworker...forced to pose for a picture in his best Velociraptor stance, all for a piece of Allies celebratory birthday pie.

(and I didn't bother with the scales today, c'mon, I had pie to eat.)


  1. this entire thing cracked me up. You have a great sense of humor!

  2. aww, thanks Paige. <3 I find that life is too short not to make others bow to my will under threat of physical violence for the sake of comedy.
    So I'm glad you enjoyed it. =) (now get in the van, kid. i've got blueberry pie)

  3. Oh hell yeah I'll get in the van! Blueberry pie takes it all.

  4. Hmm, what would I do for a piece of pie. . . I suppose I'd, uh . . . get in the van?

    Seriously though, I love pie.

  5. I'm gonna have to get a bigger van =\

  6. Oh yay! I´m gonna stalk you :D

  7. Another stalker? Is it weird that I'm getting slightly excited over this attention?